Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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