If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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