Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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