You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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