Dual....:-)
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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