If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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