so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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