i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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