I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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