Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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