Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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