I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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