All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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