I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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