i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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