did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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