Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
