They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
