Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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