Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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