Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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