You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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