ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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