Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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