Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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