Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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