i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Randomize
