Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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