You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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