what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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