I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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