Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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