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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.

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  True romance of the 21st century.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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• (415): View more from California

  they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..

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• (207): View more from Maine

  just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just googled if crying burns calories

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

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  They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You're gonna judge me.

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  Howd you sleep with him already

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...

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• (415): View more from California

  Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?

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