I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?