he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL