I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Everyone says I win the strip club
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
