I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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