She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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