I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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