I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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