3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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