Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My vagina is very pro this idea
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
