hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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