It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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