i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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