they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I love having hate sex.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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