she woke up with a sticky ear
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just want nice things and good sex
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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