Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
