I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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