Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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