You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Soap is not a condiment
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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