So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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