Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize
